Today is my Birthday!!! And Birthdays make you think about getting older, being old, being an old woman. And I feel like we do...
You know you're a parent leaving for vacation when you realize you've done everyone's laundry but your own. Hello, my name is Maria and...
Motherhood is madness.
And I should know as I looked up the definition of madness and there it is clear as day - frenzied...
It's soccer season, which means it's soccer mom season. Shout out to all the soccer moms out there!
You know you are a soccer...
Oh the things I've done wrong! Seriously, I feel like no matter what I do I end up something something wrong.
And so, I...
How to Get Your Kids to Go to Bed at Night
There are so many ways and theories and strategies and books and blog posts...
We've all had a mom life crisis outburst. You know, when you realize that you're a mom and not the seventeen-year-old you see in...
I have a teenager. And I really think that trying to parent a teenager is a lot like trying to lose weight. This may...
The Tooth Fairy has not really been discussed in our house - like at all. In fact, when my son noticed that he had...
Recently I watched a viral video of a superfan on The Price Is Right to win the biggest cash amount ever awarded on the...
The dictionary defines mom as a person's mother. But, I feel like that doesn't quite do the whole mom thing justice. And because it's...
Messes. Clean up. Messes. More messes. More clean up. Only to then see more messes.
Can anyone else relate?
While talking to my mother the other...
Summer is the best, isn't it? We ALL look forward to summer.
I'm not going to lie, I may or may not have a...
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