Not A Fan Of Kids

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Anaheim Moms BlogI’m not a fan of kids. There, I’ve said it. I realized that I don’t like other peoples kids.  I love my kids and think my kids are awesome…even my P.I.T.A 

I’ve realized that I don’t like other peoples kids.  I love my kids and think my kids are awesome…even my P.I.T.A (see my previous post about him) but I’m not a fan of those random kids that I come into contact with.  I love my friends’ kids, this is not about them.  It’s about those kids that I see at amusement parks, stores, parks, malls, basically everywhere.

Let me tell you about my recent experience with one of “those” kids. 

Over the weekend I went to a splash park with my family. My daughter wanted to see her mommy go down a water slide, so after some begging, I took my mom-bod up the stairs to get in line.  I was in line with a bunch of “those” kids. One, in particular, happened to be standing right behind me. 

This kid, around age 10, didn’t know the meaning of personal space.  Besides the fact that I was standing there in my bathing suit, he proceeded to stand right up against my back.  I moved up one step, he did too.  There was no way to get away from him.  Then it happened.  

This kid slapped my butt.  

I look at him.  

He looks away.  

He then continues to slap different body parts, my back, my arm, my leg.  

I was so annoyed.  I gave him the stink eye.  

He wouldn’t look in my direction.  While I was glaring at him, he began to go to town, licking the railing like it was an ice cream cone.  He licked this hand rail clean. I was in total disgust, cringing. 

 

Finally, I was next to go down this water slide.  

Thank Goodness!  

He then continued to slap me. I looked at him and he pointed to the little girl standing behind him.  That poor girl. I said “No dude, you are hitting me. Stop it right now,” in my mom voice. 

I waived to my daughter on top of this water slide and went down.  She was so excited to see me splash into this pool.  I got out, told my husband about this annoying kid and said: “Ughhh, I can’t stand kids.”

I'm not a fan of kids

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Jill grew up in the Irvine bubble. She went to school in San Diego and gravitated back after graduation. She has been working for the same company for the past 15 years as the Marketing Manager of a label company. One of the biggest perks is going to wine and craft beer tradeshows (need we say more). She met her husband through Match.com and has been married for 6 years. She has a 4 year old daughter, Lily, a 13 month old son, Caden, an 11 year old dog, Montana, a 11 year old cat, Chloe, and a 8 year old cat, Spike. To say her house is a zoo is an understatement. When she’s not vacuuming the hair off the ground, or cleaning the food off the walls, she loves spending time with the family going to Disneyland (new AP) and finding new parks to play at.

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