The Best GAME OF THRONES Merch For Every Mother Of Dragons

I don’t know about you, but after binge-watching the first seven seasons of GAME OF THRONES (twice), I’m finding it reeeeeaaaalllllyyyyyyy difficult to have to wait a whole week between episodes now that Season 8 has officially begun. So what’s a Mother of Dragons to do with all her spare evening hours now? Yep, online shopping. 

I scoured Amazon to find fun GAME OF THRONES themed merchandise to feed my Dragon obsession and thought I’d share it with my fellow aspiring Westerosi. Here are my favorite finds from the web, plus keep scrolling for some yummy GoT-inspired recipes!

(WARNING: Amazon affiliate links are coming!)

If you don’t have a shirt that says “Mother Of Dragons” are you even a Targaryen? I like the look of this one because it’s a cute dragon’s blood red color and has a V neck. You can buy it here. But there are literally dozens of design options to pick from on Amazon as well as on Etsy!

Got a baby dragon of your own at home? Here’s a mommy/baby onesie t shirt set! Dragons are soooooo cute when they’re small before they start breathing fire, amiright?

Or, if you’ve got a future “First of Her Name, The Unburnt, Queen of the Andals, the Rhoynar and the First Men, Queen of Meereen, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Protector of the Realm, Lady Regent of the Seven Kingdoms, Breaker of Chains and Mother of Dragons” on your hands, check out this cute onesie that says, “Daddy’s little Khaleesi” Awww if only the Mad King were alive to see his little Khaleesi now…..

I don’t know about you, but I enjoy indulging my inner Cersei while watching a GoT episode. No, I don’t do that…I mean have a glass of wine! And what better way to enjoy your wine that in these etched glass stemless glasses. One says Mother of Dragons (natch) and there’s also one for your King. King of the North that is. 

As you probably know from being a GAME OF THRONES fan, it’s quite common for Westeros residents to lose their necks. What better way to celebrate the fact that you still have yours than with this gorgeous dragon-scale-inspired necklace!

Looking for some new home decor? How about these dormant dragon eggs to spruce things up! Should you decide to light these candles and they hatch from the flames, rest assured baby dragons only need a little water and food in the beginning. What do dragons eat? Whatever they want of course. 

Looking to give some encouragement to another Mother of Dragons in your life? This beautiful handcrafted paper pop up card perfectly captures the wise words of perhaps my favorite character in the entire series, Olenna Tyrell, the sharp-tongued matriarch of Highgarden:

You’re a dragon. BE a dragon.

Since I’ve done all your online shopping for you now, you’ll need something else to fill your Monday-Saturday evenings while waiting for the next GAME OF THRONES episode to air on Sunday. This GoT-themed Monopoly makes for a fun game night. Or if you’re up for a little bit of a splurge, get the Collector’s Edition with custom designed tokens (pictured below).

Need something to satisfy your monsterous appetite while you watch the most epic show that’s ever been on television? Check out this delicious recipe for Gregor Clegane’s The Mountain Smashed Potatoes!

In fact, food blogger The Starving Chef has a whole collection of clever GoT-inspired recipes. There’s Cersei’s Bitter Greens & Sour Apple Salad, Baratheon’s Boar Ribs, Joffrey’s Pigeon Pie (don’t serve with wine) and more including, yes, Hotpie’s famous Direwolf Bread recipe. 

So now you know how to get your GAME OF THRONES on. Tell us in the comments who you think will end up on the Iron Throne!